Nah I get up early and draw them on every fucking morning. 

People are idiots.

So hard to take any criticism from tutors at ECA, because most of them are mediocre at best at what they do and they’re all pretty terrible teachers. 

I am aware I’m not the best and put next to zero effort into everything to do with uni, but I also know that I am learning nothing from them and give no fucks about their opinions on anything.

“you look lush bbz”

Horrid. It makes me cringe. 

my ass needs to shrink or shops need to start selling skinny jeans for people with bums that aren’t as flat as a pancake.

having a 25” waist is becoming a problem.

Why can’t all my body be the same size? NOTHING FITS ME.

I think if I could look like anyone it would be: Arabella Drummond, Mila Kunis or Amber Heard.

Maybe some sort of mix of all 3?

It’s absurd how often people ask if my tattoos are permanent.

Dear hips, 

Please shrink. Ass and thighs, please follow their lead. I’d like to get jeans that fit well.

Boobs, you can stay.

Thank you.

•remove your jeans and pants to pee, and even if that wasn’t a struggle I imagine the whole wiping part would prove more difficult.